an incomplete list
acupuncture, alien abductions, aromatherapy,
Astroturf, backwards Satanic messages in rock songs, Bigfoot,
that Bush could take a psychological screening test without being red-flagged as a psychopathic personality,
cattle mutilations,
censorship of any kind ~ no matter how offensive the subject in question may be,
chain letters, crop circles as anything other than a clever prank, the death penalty,
that equal opportunities exist for women, ESP, extraterrestrial visitors,
feng shui, fortune telling, Freudian psychology,
ghosts, horoscopes, that living together prepares a couple for marriage,
that Kobe was really just in the wrong place at the wrong time
the Loch Ness Monster, love at first sight,
that masturbating excessively will make you blind (really hope I'm not wrong there),
that Maury Povich sees those deformed kids he's always bringing out as anything other than freak show attractions,
that OJ is looking for the real killers,
that Oprah could tell you what a gallon of milk costs if her fucking life depended on it,
that pornography is inherently evil or perverse, Santa Claus, spontaneous human combustion,
UFOs, vampires, voodoo, Wicca,
that Winona was researching a role
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